Today I built an apple grinder, following plans reminiscent of Dr. Seuss literature. It is extremely ineffective and inefficient.
Monday, February 28, 2011
Dr. Seuss's Apple Grinder
Today I built an apple grinder, following plans reminiscent of Dr. Seuss literature. It is extremely ineffective and inefficient.
Sunday, February 27, 2011
Hazelnut Abortion
Today I forcefully aborted hundreds of fetuses in the name of art and consumption culture.
Saturday, February 26, 2011
The Return of Easy Rider
Today I photographed the counter-culture "Easy Rider" in his present state.
Thursday, February 24, 2011
Sympathy Card for a Parakeet
Today I mailed a card expressing condolences for the death of a parakeet. The pizza on the card is vegetarian.
Wednesday, February 23, 2011
Al-Gaddafi Gets New Nails
Today I clipped my nails and gave them to Colonel Gaddafi, as he clings to power in Libya.
Tuesday, February 22, 2011
Serves Em Right
Today I modified a painting in order to alter the cause of death, and transfer the blame.
Monday, February 21, 2011
Sunday, February 20, 2011
2011: A Train Odyssey
Today I reinvented Stanley Kubrick's film to make it more relevant to contemporary Dutch audiences.
Saturday, February 19, 2011
Terror in the North
Today I photographed a failed terrorist plot in the Northern region of The Netherlands.
Friday, February 18, 2011
Thursday, February 17, 2011
Singing for Research
Today I performed a piece wherein two lab research students sing to raise money for beer and PCR. The piece received no donations.
Wednesday, February 16, 2011
Tuesday, February 15, 2011
Monday, February 14, 2011
Sunday, February 13, 2011
Mubarak Gets A New Hairdo
Today I gave Mubarak a new hair style, created from my own hair, to help him transition to his new lifestyle more effectively.
Saturday, February 12, 2011
Friday, February 11, 2011
Milk Moves
Today somebody removed the milk from the shoe, and put it in the kitchen.
I relocated it to the corner of the sink area. We'll see how long it lasts.
Thursday, February 10, 2011
Wednesday, February 9, 2011
Monday, February 7, 2011
Sunday, February 6, 2011
In Honor of Joshua Chamberlain Knight '26
Today I made a donation to Princeton University in honor of a fictional character: Joshua Chamberlain Knight, Class of 1926.
The comments section reads:
Dedicated in Honor of Joshua Chamberlain Knight, Class of 1926.
This donation stands as a memorial to Joshua Chamberlain Knight '26 for his lifelong contributions to the University and unwavering enthusiasm for forestry and horticulture.
Saturday, February 5, 2011
Straw Realization
Today I made a sculpture of an angel realizing how straws have redefined the way she interacts with drinks on a daily basis.
Friday, February 4, 2011
Fuck You, French Bakery
Today I took a photograph of a french bakery invading the local town.
They also declined to share their recipes.
Thursday, February 3, 2011
Dinner for Three
Today I made a sandwich using traditional Dutch fried foods, including frikandel, croquette, and fries. It was topped with lettuce, tomato, and onions. Sauces included mustard, mayonnaise, and curry ketchup.
Wednesday, February 2, 2011
Glass of Milk in a Shoe II
Today I placed a glass of milk in a shoe.
The previous piece, assembled exactly a month ago, lasted four days before someone removed the glass of milk. The shoe remained untouched. Using the same shoe, I remade the piece in a new location today. We'll see how long it lasts.
Tuesday, February 1, 2011
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