Simulation Game Performance

Today I finished a performance piece wherein I played an online trucking simulation game for 1089 days.

Mirror Graffiti

Today I used water, toilet paper, and soap flakes to graffiti a bathroom mirror on a train.

Fashion Doll

Today I educated a doll about fashion icons.

Outdoor Ballet

Today I built an outdoor ballet school.

Blackboard Graffiti

Today I tagged a blackboard.

Hey Students! Drink Milk!

Today I created a new design for a milk carton, featuring Dutch politician Halbe Zijlstra.

Walking on Eggshells

Today I used egg cartons to redesign the stairs.

Vanity Stairs

Today I attached mirrors to the wall so that I could look at myself when going up and down the stairs.

Sitting on the Ground

Today I built a stairway of books, honoring the literature of Jos Brink.

Egg Interrupted

Today I microwaved a soft boiled egg.

Cupcake Mushroom

Today I photographed some mushrooms on a tree stump.

Temporary Protest

Today I photographed a protest being held against the Royal Family.

Vegetarian British Lions

Today I switched the lions of Trafalgar Square to a vegetarian diet. This should help ease our environmental burden.

Classic London Literature

Today I redesigned the cover of a children's book, to keep up with the modern style of London.

Darwin's Fitness

Today I made a new sculpture of Darwin, highlighting his modern relationship with food, and its impact on his own fitness.

Historical Ark

Today I preserved animals in a more permanent fashion than Noah's attempt.

Beastly Crisps

Today I provided an incentive for the beasts of Atlantic College to guard their national Welsh territories.

Modern British Sculpture

Today I added a piece to the modern British sculpture exhibit.

London Without the Houses of Parliament

Today I recreated London, removing the Houses of Parliament, to see what the city would be like if Guy Fawkes´ Gunpowder Plot had been successful.

Expanded Plumbing

Today I used some mirrors to expand the plumbing system in our house.

Madonna and Child

Today I photographed a local facade.

Ice Skating Swan

Today I relocated a swan onto a frozen canal to watch it ice skate.

There's A Coke On My Head

Today I made this.

Cooks Clock

Today I assembled a clock.

Dutch Birthday

Today I photographed a typical Dutch Birthday at the grocery store.

Information Technology

Today I rearranged some equipment in the office.

Wildlife Protection

Today I made this with flour, cornstarch, and white bread.

Nixon Potatoes

Today I took a photograph of potatoes that look like former President Nixon.

Holiday Welcome

Today I relocated three abandoned Christmas trees.

Glass of Milk in a Shoe

Today I placed a glass of milk in a shoe.
The shoe has been around for at least three months. I live in a house with 14 other people. We'll see how long this lasts.

Julian gets a Beard

Today I cut off my beard and gave it to a newspaper photograph of Julian Assange.
I arranged the beard to match the areas from my face that the cuttings came from.